Naughty Santa Gift Ideas
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care . . . and no we aren’t talking about the ones you fill with candy! If you’ve been a really good girl or boy this year and you were hoping to be rewarded with a little something naughty then read on to find our favorite Naughty Santa gift ideas sure to heat up those cold winter nights . . . or at least get you laughing, or possibly slapped!
This has to be one of the funniest naughty Santa gift ideas for that special person in your life. I mean, who knew Mrs. Claus was moonlighting? Give this gift in playful fun by putting it in the front seat of your guy’s truck before work along with a Santa hat or sexy outfit you plan to wear later. Scribble down a little note that reads “See you later, Kris Cringle.” Don’t forget to sign it with x’s and o’s!
Ok. These kinds of naughty Santa gift ideas could get a guy slapped unless his wife has a good sense of humor . . . but regardless, this gift is pretty hilarious. Who knows – if said husband is lucky said wife might just surprise him with the gift again later! If he’s not so lucky, she might instead glue them to his chest hair while he’s sleeping. I mean, it could go either way you know.
These Cosmo inspired notes are the gift that keeps on giving all through the year. While you can buy these naughty Santa gift ideas to share with your guy for the New Year, you might opt instead to give these to a girlfriend whose marriage is on the rocks or whose relationship could simply use a little extra spice.
Santa’s Little . . . um, we don’t want to say
Lingerie always makes great naughty Santa gift ideas. Pretty self explanatory, this little Mrs. Claus outfit says it all. Make this gift extra cool by giving it with Eartha Kitt’s version of Santa Baby. If you’re buying for a couple, make it extra fun . . . and extra embarrassing by including a Santa hat for the woman’s spouse along with a few gift bows. They can figure out what to do with those later! (Extra funny points if this is for an older couple!)
They’ll ha, ha, ha all through the holidays with this naughty gift that will leave them rolling on the floor. Funny naughty Santa gift ideas serve two purposes . . . one is to simply get a laugh and the other is to possibly get a little more. You know, just in case you get coal this year – at least you’ll have a good time.
Naughty Santa gift ideas can be fun to come up with if you just get a little creative. Who knows . . . this year it could pay off to be a little naughty after all!
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Carol Ann Huntington is the proud mother of 3 and an editor for Cosmopolitan Magazine. Carol enjoys writing about unique gift ideas that you would never find or think of using popular search terms on Google or Yahoo.
This post certainly kept me to “Continue Reading!”
Thanks for the great ideas!